Adult DVD Review

The Whackman would love to hate these girls in a sexual sense. Hate, A Love Story is a movie within a movie. There is more leniencies for error in this kind of flick as the ?acting? director can take the blame for a movie that bombs whereas the actual director of the whole film will take the praise for a good review. Nevertheless, The Whackman is not going to ?hate? just yet.

In scene 1, a good looking blonde named Lain Oi shoves her man?s cock in her mouth before getting her beaver munched on. Lain then gets her tight cunt slitted with cock in both missionary and sideway positions on a couch. While in doggystyle, the pounding continues at a rapid pace and then her face is smothered in cum.

Scene two opens up with storyline? then a cute brunette named Dani Woodward gets fucked doggystyle while on the phone. Then more storyline until it transitions into a sexy brunette named Dillian Lauren, who begins to masturbate by herself. A dude comes in to help her out and begins to feast on her clit and in return gets his small cock bossed up. Dillian?s cunt is then pulverized missionary and then doggy style. She gets more mileage put on her pussy while in a sideway position and eventually gets chin checked.

After over 5 minutes of dialogue between the main couple and their storyline, a petite sexy brunette Eva Angelina and Dillian Lauren share a cock in front of the camera. Eva smothers Dillian?s face with her pussy while Dillian gets her cunt tickled by dude?s tongue. Then Dillian goes for a ride on dude?s cock while Eva buries her goods in his face. Dillian takes the doggy railing while Eva gets dildoed in the doggy position. Eva lies on top of Dillian and both twats are exposed for dude?s choosing. He stabs both pussies equally and rains on both of them with the sticky icky. This scene is fucking hot.

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A decent looking blonde with long legs named Brooke wraps her mouth around a dude?s cock in front of everyone in a restaurant to start scene 4. Brooke then takes a seat and gets her cookie nibbled on before bouncing on top of her man?s cock; her nice real titties clap for The Whackman. Brooke then gets plunged while sitting on a table and then bent over for some back shots. Her pussy is drizzled on.

The final scene opens up with Dani Woodward and her husband ?making love?. Dani slobs on his knob and then spreads her legs wide to get both her twat and her ass rimmed by her man. Dani is poked in her cunt by her man?s cock as she goes from on her back, to sideways, and on her back again. She rides the cock with authority before they both lie sideways. After a few missionary jabs, he drains himself on her face.

Hate A Love Story is an ideal movie to watch with your significant other. There is enough storyline to keep her interested and greatly choreographed sex scenes that got The Whackman hot. The better than average looking cast held their own as every whore performed with synergy and passion. 8 monstrous loads were fired off in a well put together porn flick. Compliments to the production team?

Posted by Me on 06-01-2008 08:50:13 | Permalink | Comments

DVD Title: Nailed With Cum #02
Studio: Smash Pictures
Year Produced: 2006
Genre: Blowjob

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DVD Title: Down Your Throat #02
Studio: Smash Pictures
Year Produced: 2004
Genre: Blowjob

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DVD Title: Pussy PlayHouse #04
Studio: Wildlife Productions
Series: Pussy PlayHouse
Year Produced: 2002
Genre: Lesbian
Total Length:
Cast: Sharon Wild, Chloe Dior, Sindee Coxx, Fiona Cheeks, Mercedes Ashley, Juliana Kincaid, Nellie Pierce, Chennin Blanc, Karianna
Number of Clips: 6

Posted by Me on 02-01-2008 12:41:38 | Permalink | Comments

The Whackman is cordially invited to go on Legend?s Blind Date with a couple of different whores. With Tera Patrick blindfolded on the cover, this is going to be an eager anticipation. Skip the wine and dining and let?s take this shit straight to the bedroom?

The gorgeous covergirl Sadie Jordan, better known to The Whackman as Tera ?motherfuckin? Patrick, gets her knockers and juicy twat licked by her man. Sadie then wraps her luscious lips around her man?s cock oh so well. She is roughly thrusted from underneath at a pace The Whackman can appreciate. Then, Sadie turns around and gets on her knees to take the continued pulverizing doggystyle. She lies on her back and takes her man to the promise land.

A fuckable schoolgirl looking chick named Gia sensually goes down on her no-strings-attached fuck buddy. They continue their oral exam in the 69. Gia then gets drilled with cock while lying on her back. She gets on all fours to get the dickin from behind. Then, its reverse cowgirl and she pounces in a ?making love? type of fashion? it looked more like a love scene than a one-nite-stander.

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Scene 3 has an average looking brunette named Kurious tangoing with a cock. She escorts her man to a hot tub and slobs him down. Then, she sits on the edge of the tub to get some lickin of her own. Kurious looks alright, but her passion is growing on The Whackman. Kurious gets jabbed in the cunt by her man, and then opts to ride him for a while. Her dirty mouth then wins over The Whackman when in doggy position and she gets a well deserved blast all over her ass.

Sadie Jordan (Tera Patrick), aka ?Mrs. Whackman?, places her soft mouth over a hard cock to begin scene 4. She then lies back on a swing and continues to give him head while she hangs upside down (dildoing herself)?that?s a fuckin professional. Her pussy gets worn and torn while her tits bounce rhythmically. Her moans are angelic and The Whackman is damn near drained. Sadie then sits her banging body on the cock like she owns it before getting railed from the back until her man reaches cloud nine.

In the final scene, the funny-nosed Lola is an artist who paints her man. She is then coerced into getting naked to make him feel more comfortable. Lola squats down and engulfs her man?s large black cock with her mouth. Lola gets airlifted and they do a standing 69. Lola then bounces on the rock hard before turning around and getting backshots (while standing up). The Whackman recognizes the painful facial expression that Lola displays because The Whackman gets the same reaction when giving the business to some lucky slut.

This was a damn good Blind Date that The Whackman was on. Getting Sadie/Tera to do two scenes was the perfect call. Every other tramp, although not as easy on the eyes as Sadie/Tera, represented in their scenes and easily earned the 8 full loads that The Whackman dumped?with 5 dedicated to the coverwhore.

Posted by Me on 01-01-2008 12:01:45 | Permalink | Comments

In Onyxxx Films Double Dipped 5, cocoa bitches take on huge chocolate night sticks; They’re long and strong and down to get the friction on. This is an all black, all double penetration, no-holes-barred fuck fest.

The thick Passion takes direction from the two dudes and stuffs her mouth with both dicks as she plays with her loose pussy to start things out. While choking on a dick, Passion rotates that big pretty ass of hers while getting doggied by the other dude. She then goes for a ride, while sucking on the other dudes cock. Then both dudes plug the one and two hole simultaneously. The two dudes look kind of lost with what positions to do next, but the bitch does a decent job of getting used like the whore she is.

Another thick bitch named Lola Lane and her huge saggy titties are up in scene 2. Lola rotates her overly salivated mouth on both cocks. Then she?s reared from one dude while she continues to slobber the other dude down. The two dudes switch positions and then Lola sits on one of them while the other dude watches. Then the other dude gets in on it and double dips the bitch.

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Some amazon looking beast named Kelly Rain and her sloppy body gets the business in the third scene. The Whackman has confirmed that these dudes fuck anything that walks. This bitch was so manly looking The Whackman couldn?t tell who was fucking who at times and it was a painful scene to sit through as it looks like two dudes banging a wild fucking boar.

In the final scene, two ghetto broads Suckable and Qali (the shorter nappy haired of the two) warm each other up before some dude gets in the mix. Qali works on his dick while Suckable ball juggles, then the tramps trade. Suckable is first to ride while Qali spectates. Then Qali 69?s him. Suckable goes back for another ride while Qali?s shy ass stays in the background. Qali finally gets doggied while sucking on a strap on that Suckable?s wearing. Qali takes the double dippin?dildo in ass while dick in pussy.

Double Dipped 5 was full of saggy titted ghetto broads with loose lips who had one thing goin for them?ass for weeks. It started off good with Passion, but steadily went downhill as each scene came and went. The Whackman only fired 3 loads; none dedicated to scene three.

Posted by Me on 31-12-2007 11:52:38 | Permalink | Comments